Dear Santa Hoss,
It’s that time of year again, when my lawyers advise me I should write a rebuttal to all the lies my Human claims she reports to you every year. Really, by now Santa, I don’t know why you even take her calls.
Here’s the real story of this year, for your consideration.
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